A Struggle with Life: Isaac Shelby

Some people may talk about a heart of gold, or a nose for news or feet of clay, but in the not-too-distant future, Isaac Shelby could have been getting new body parts reproduced from old cells using special polymers. Designers of the first artificial heart, looking for a long-life flexible material, selected the polymer used in women's girdles -- it's still used today, 29 years later. Ten minutes prior to the start of morning services he walked slowly from the alley by the church moving toward the front entrance of the sanctuary. He meandered around near a group of men who were conversing. Afterwards Isaac Shelby shopped. Someone had given him a cash gift as a birthday gift and he wanted to purchase some nice thick towels. As he walked from the Penny's store with package in hand, his countenance beamed. After some small talk he said, "You know, it really feels good to be able to buy these towels." As a registered nurse, Shelby's income enabled him to enjoy the nice things of life. Until he was struck down with a debilitating disease, he had his sheets lightly starched and pressed by a commercial laundry. He also enjoyed the touch of thick brand name towels. Additionally, he had a 12-year-old female de-clawed housecat named Trixie, and she displayed a lot of crazy behavior similar to what you described. "I have always thought that she was playing 'hunting and stalking' games in her imagination. I think indoor cats get bored and restless and they just 'go berzerk' every so often for something to do. Trixie does a lot of the kneading behavior you mentioned...she even bites the blanket, stuffed animal -- or whatever it is -- and holds onto it with her mouth while she kneads it." So, as Isaac Shelby reflected on the spiritual and moral state of our nation today and ponders the legacy you might inherit, he came to the conclusion that I owe you a sincere apology, as well as an explanation. You deserve an apology because we have not been faithful stewards of the heritage our forefathers bequeathed to us. And because of our neglect, that which you receive as your inheritance may well be tarnished and torn beyond recognition. Ears, fabricated out of polymers, have human cartilage cells distributed throughout the mold. They are then implanted on the backs of specially bred mice, which lack the immune system that might reject human tissue. The host mice nourish the human tissue cells as they grow around the polymer molds. This will be used to grow noses as well as ears. Extending this into the human realm, he showed other slides of a 12-year-old boy whose life was transformed by the plastic chest implant that now protects his heart and gives him a semblance of a normal childhood. Isaac's last request on his death bed was to hear. Isaac Shelby passed away June 29, 1997.

• 2 cans of meat - Armour's chopped beef, Dinty Moore stew, or tuna.
• 4 cans of vegetables
• 2 cans of soup
• 2 boxes of macaroni and cheese dinners
• 1 lb. Rice
• 1 box of cereal - 20 oz (or oatmeal)
• 1 box of powdered milk - 10 oz.
• 2 boxes of Jell-O
• 1 jar of peanut butter
• 1 can Crisco
• 2 lbs. Of sugar
• 2 lbs. Of flour
• 1 jar of Tang breakfast drink
• 1 box of crackers
• Toothpaste, Laundry soap, toilet tissue, shampoo
• Optional Items: Cookies, cake mix, coffee, soft drinks, Kool-Aid, aspirin, etc. (other items of your choice).